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friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill

I’ve done a keg stand. At a big party, you get a metallic keg of beer. You take the tube and you put it in your mouth, then your friends hold your legs in the air while you’re holding the keg. To be quite honest, I’m not entirely sure why. All the blood goes to your head, and your mouth fills with beer. It’s quite a fratty thing to do, but I just wanted you to know I’m capable of it.
Ezra Koenig for clashmusic (via spamcans) ←

at a horror movie

  • bf: are you scared?
  • me: in this economy who wouldn't be
The past has passed
let it fucking go.
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*uses panorama to take dick pic*


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Mount Fuji .. | ( By: Murata Koji ) via 500px


“If you could give a piece of advice to yourself at the age of eighteen, what would it be?”
“Have more sex.”